Taxes quotations

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◆ Taking me out for my birthday seems extravagant in this economy so I'd prefer if you just paid my taxes.

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◆ It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little 'single' box on your tax return.

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◆ Congratulations on your salary or work hours being reduced enough to improve your tax bracket.

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◆ My taxes are extremely high because I'm too cheap to pay someone to do my taxes.

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◆ I never appreciate my kids more than when I'm doing my taxes.

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◆ Having a friend like you could conceivably be some sort of tax deduction.

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◆ I wish complaining about taxes was tax deductible.

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◆ Curious if you know of any tax breaks for people who didn't commit a heinous financial crime this year.

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◆ I will love you no matter how dissimilar our tax brackets are.

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◆ The tax issue is the most powerful issue in American politics going back to the Tea Party. People say, 'Oh, Grover Norquist has power.' No. Grover Norquist and Americans for Tax Reform focus on the tax issue. The tax issue is a powerful issue.

- Grover Norquist98

◆ The important thing about tax reform is you make the tax code less complicated, easier for people to understand.

- Grover Norquist98

◆ Any tax over 12-14% -- regardless of the base -- will corrupt enough taxpayers to render the system unfair to all. So, beware of single-tax proposals. The U.S. government blows more money than any single tax can generate. The key is to tax multiple bases, disparate in nature, and with simple flat rates. That is a system both fair and sustatinable.

- Steve Wallace98

◆ New taxes should be a last resort, not an option

- Christopher Myers98

◆ Tax Day is the one day of the year I disappoint the government as much as it disappoints me.

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◆ Tax season is when you get to experience the real benefits of pretending to give to charity.

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