Tanning quotes

Page 1

◆ I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

- Snooki100

◆ Sorry summer's almost over and you're still paler than Julian Assange.

- 99

◆ Nothing goes with a hot tan like a cold Margarita.

- 99

◆ I'll put the time into getting a real tan when you put the time into giving me a real orgasm.

- 99

◆ My condolences to a white person on once again experiencing sticker shock from buying suntan lotion.

- 99

◆ I don't use sunscreen because my lifestyle makes it far more likely my liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before my skin.

- 99

◆ I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized.

- 99

◆ Let's agree to never tell anyone I rubbed suntan lotion on your back.

- 99

◆ I enjoy leaves changing color in fall as much as Mitt Romney enjoys changing color when speaking to Latinos.

- 99

◆ Just curious what sort of bottle your flawless beach tan came out of.

- 99

◆ Sorry you've reached an age where getting a tan is more life-threatening than awesome.

- 99

◆ There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar.

- 99

◆ No amount of tanning will ever change how hopelessly white you are.

- 99

◆ The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a ghost. I'm almost as white as my teeth.

- Pauly D99

◆ Ohhhh Yeahhhhh!!!!! Tanning Yeahhhhh!!!!!

- Pauly D99