Swimming quotes

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◆ One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.

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◆ He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer.

- 99

◆ The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.

- Woodrow Wilson99

◆ Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home.

- Michael Phelps99

◆ Sorry it struck you as weird that I was in your pool for hours without leaving once to go to the bathroom.

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◆ Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.

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◆ Sorry you make a bigger splash in a pool than all the Olympic divers combined.

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◆ Can't wait to see if Ryan Lochte will best Michael Phelps in reckless post-Olympic partying.

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◆ 'Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.' - Dory

- Finding Nemo99

◆ The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you're swimming and when you're angry.

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◆ Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

- Demetri Martin99

◆ Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water.

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◆ It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...

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◆ Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin.

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◆ If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

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