Smart remarks quotes
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- 100◆ A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
- 99◆ I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
- 99◆ You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
- 99◆ I have many talents, but giving a f*ck is not one of them.
- 99◆ Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
- 99◆ If the world really was a better place, then why are you still here?
- 99◆ Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
- 99◆ I'm not late, everyone else is just early.
- 99◆ I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
- 99◆ Keep staring. I might do a trick.
- 99◆ You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity!
- 99◆ Why are you looking at me? Do I owe you money?
- 99◆ Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me.
- 99◆ I'm not a smart alec. I just know more than you.
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