Single life proverbs

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◆ Being single doesn't always mean you are available, sometimes you have to put a DO NOT DISTURB sign on your heart.

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◆ Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

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◆ The awkward moment when your iPhone battery lasts longer than most relationships these days.

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◆ Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

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◆ My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

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◆ Single as a dollar and not looking for change.

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◆ People: 'I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.' Me: 'I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.'

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◆ Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

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◆ I dont mind being single, I just miss having someone hold me.

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◆ Just because you see me having fun, doesnt mean Ive moved on, it just means that Im taking back what you took away from me.

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◆ Single is not a status. It's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

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◆ Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.

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◆ That awkward moment when you see 9 year olds with boyfriends or girlfriends, while you're still single.

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◆ I hate it when somebody treats you like crap, but you still worry about them. It's like no matter what happens to you, you just can't stop caring for them. It's like you know you're in love, but just can't admit it. You're still fighting that one day you'll be together...

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◆ Im not a girl, that thinks a guy is the answer...Im just tired of being alone.

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