Retirement sayings

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◆ Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

- Betty White99

◆ He knew now that it was his own will to happiness which must make the next move. But if he was to do so, he realized that he must come to terms with time, that to have time was at once the most magnificent and the most dangerous of experiments. Idleness is fatal only to the mediocre.

- Albert Camus99

◆ The goal of retirement is to live off your assets, not on them.

- Frank Eberhart99

◆ I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.

- 99

◆ Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

- Charles Baxter99

◆ Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.

- 99

◆ Happiness is being retired and spending all of my kids' inheritance before I die!

- 99

◆ Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.

- 99

◆ My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

- Patty Doyle99

◆ He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.

- 99

◆ Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

- Gene Perret99

◆ There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

- Catherine Pulsifer99

◆ Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!

- Bill Kalmar99

◆ Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

- George F Burns99

◆ Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

- Richard Armour99