Restaurants quotes

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◆ Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.

- 100

◆ Their steaks are often good, but the lobsters-with claws the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's forearms-are as glazed and tough as most of the customers.

- Malcolm S Forbes99

◆ Writing a record is like dating a few men at once. You take them to the same restaurants to see if they measure up, and at some point you decide who you like best.

- Lady Gaga99

◆ I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

- Amy Sedaris99

◆ I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

- Burt Lancaster99

◆ Today's restaurant is theater on a grand scale.

- Marian Burros99

◆ I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!

- Solomon Burke99

◆ Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants?

- Peter Brimelow99

◆ If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant.

- Mickey Gilley99

◆ If I go to a restaurant, other people stare. The meal is ruined.

- Brigitte Bardot99

◆ I don't go to the cool, trendy restaurants. I go to either the holes in the wall or the super-fancy restaurants where there are no cool people.

- Tyra Banks99

◆ The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

- George Carlin99

◆ Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.

- Lynda Montgomery99

◆ People are getting tired of going out to expensive restaurants and spending lots of money for seven pea pods and a two-inch steak.

- Lynne Bien99

◆ I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

- Steven Wright99