Restaurants quotes

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◆ Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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◆ Their steaks are often good, but the lobsters-with claws the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's forearms-are as glazed and tough as most of the customers.
- Malcolm S Forbes99
◆ Writing a record is like dating a few men at once. You take them to the same restaurants to see if they measure up, and at some point you decide who you like best.
- Lady Gaga99
◆ I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
- Amy Sedaris99
◆ I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.
- Burt Lancaster99
◆ Today's restaurant is theater on a grand scale.
- Marian Burros99
◆ I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!
- Solomon Burke99
◆ Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants?
- Peter Brimelow99
◆ If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant.
- Mickey Gilley99
◆ If I go to a restaurant, other people stare. The meal is ruined.
- Brigitte Bardot99
◆ I don't go to the cool, trendy restaurants. I go to either the holes in the wall or the super-fancy restaurants where there are no cool people.
- Tyra Banks99
◆ The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
- George Carlin99
◆ Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
- Lynda Montgomery99
◆ People are getting tired of going out to expensive restaurants and spending lots of money for seven pea pods and a two-inch steak.
- Lynne Bien99
◆ I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Steven Wright99

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