Republican sayings

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◆ To some extent, the mainstream's absence means the Tea Party is the Republican Party.

- David Remnick99

◆ Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'

- Jon Stewart99

◆ It will be interesting to see how she reconciles her rhetoric of 2004, when she said that the election (for governor) was all about experience, when in this race, she's at a decided experience disadvantage.

- John Hancock (consultant)99

◆ It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know.

- Linda Ronstadt99

◆ The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

- Will Rogers99

◆ Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.

- Ronald Reagan99

◆ I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.

- Ronald Reagan99

◆ You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.

- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis99

◆ The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or 'airplane food.'

- Johnny Depp99

◆ The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. That's the only difference.

- Ralph Nader99

◆ 'Hello my name is the Republican Party and I got a problem. I'm addicted to spending and big government.' I'd like one of them just to stand up and say that.

- Glenn Beck99

◆ We aim in the domain of politics at republicanism; in the domain of economics at socialism; in the domain of what is today called religion, at atheism.

- August Bebel99

◆ Where journalists have gotten themselves in trouble over the last few decades is that their skepticism often extends only to American officials, the U.S. military and Republican politicians.

- Linda Chavez99

◆ The definition of a Schwarzenegger Republican is a Bush Republican who says he's a Schwarzenegger Republican.

- Warren Beatty99