Relationship advice quotations

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◆ A relationship is only for two people, but some bitches don't know how to count.

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◆ If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.

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◆ First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.

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◆ If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

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◆ Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

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◆ Ladies: A REAL Man Won't Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants.

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◆ Before you give up, think of the reason why you held on so long.

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◆ Dear Girls, if a guy pauses a video game to text you back, marry him.

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◆ Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. So if you give her crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

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◆ Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out. It is always better to be honest because whatever you did, she will find out sooner or later. Trust me.

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◆ Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful.

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◆ If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.

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◆ Don't search for a man that will solve all your problems, he won't. Find one that won't let you face them alone.

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◆ Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday, someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.

- Darkskin98

◆ True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes.

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