Redneck girl quotes

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◆ I aint a redneck. I'm a southern girl with attitude.

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◆ Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.

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◆ You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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◆ If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

- Jeff Foxworthy99

◆ If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

- Jeff Foxworthy99

◆ I ate his ribs... with some pinto beans and a shot o' Jack Daniel's.

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◆ My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get.

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◆ Why are you smilin like a goat in a briarpatch?

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◆ Im finer than frog hair split four ways.

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◆ Hes busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin contest!

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◆ He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

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◆ He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!

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◆ Hed gripe with a ham under each arm.

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◆ A redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck livin'.

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◆ Redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck.

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