Photo captions quotes

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◆ When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..

- Ritu Ghatourey100

◆ I have one hand on my hip because I'm wearing a sleeveless shirt/dress and it makes my arms look less fat/more toned.

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◆ Just a friendly reminder that Im in a relationship and youre not.

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◆ Here's my 'duck face' because it's the only face I know how to do. Should I be worried it might get suck like this for life?

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◆ I nagged the person who took this photo until they uploaded it to Facebook and tagged me in it, even though we were in the middle of the desert and they only had two bars of service.

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◆ Extensive Photoshop tutorials are responsible for how deep and blue my eyes appear, but if you ask I'll mumble something about it being 'golden hour.'

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◆ As a matter of strategy, it's impossible to identify me in this group photo.

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◆ I wouldn't dare contort my face into the hideous mess you see here if I were even 2% less attractive than I am but fortunately, I'm hot enough to 'ugly it up.' You know, in the name of modesty.

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◆ Of course I didn't notice that you resemble the Elephant Man in my profile picture; I was distracted by how thin I look.

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◆ It took several attempts before I aced this photo of me jumping on a trampoline, a gimmick I employed to affect an air of whimsy and spontaneity.

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◆ My face is kind of 'meh' here, but I like to think the outstanding cleavage makes up for it.

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◆ It's safe to say that if sucking it in were a sport, I'd be an Olympian.

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◆ I spent over an hour in my bedroom taking this photo from various angles before uploading this one and I'm still questioning whether I made the right choice.

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◆ I have recently had my heart broken and am posing in a sad, vulnerable fashion, please say something complimentary that will both validate me and make my ex jealous.

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◆ I look nothing like this in real life.

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