Office quotes

◆ I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
- Wally Wang100
◆ Date sideways, never up or down. sideways is usually a more comfortable position for both players and one of the players can be heads up or heads down. in this position, any significant height difference of either player is minimilized.
- Julianne Balmain99
◆ You don't leave behind box office scores or how many dollars changed hands.
- Alex Van Halen99
◆ Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck99
◆ The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
- Robert Frost99
◆ I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
- Charles Lamb99
◆ I have so much paperwork. I'm afraid my paperwork has paperwork.
- Gabrielle Zevin99

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