Office quotes

◆ I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.

- Wally Wang100

◆ Date sideways, never up or down. sideways is usually a more comfortable position for both players and one of the players can be heads up or heads down. in this position, any significant height difference of either player is minimilized.

- Julianne Balmain99

◆ You don't leave behind box office scores or how many dollars changed hands.

- Alex Van Halen99

◆ Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

- Erma Bombeck99

◆ The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.

- Robert Frost99

◆ I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

- Charles Lamb99

◆ I have so much paperwork. I'm afraid my paperwork has paperwork.

- Gabrielle Zevin99