New year's resolutions quotes

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◆ Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.

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◆ A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

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◆ I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.

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◆ New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something.

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◆ I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.

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◆ Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

- Mark Twain99

◆ Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So lets just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.

- Judith Crist99

◆ Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

- John Selden99

◆ Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

- Jay Leno99

◆ The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!

- Edward Payson Powell99

◆ I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

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◆ I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she sleeps, and a peck on her forehead even before sun's rays wake her up.

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◆ I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

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◆ We don't have Resolutions we've just got Reservations. I try to live my life right every day.

- Drake99