Baseball sayings

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◆ I can throw an orange like a baseball, but I can't eat a baseball like an orange. Let that be a life lesson for you. ?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.

- Leo Durocher99

◆ Baseball is not a sport you can achieve individually.

- Curt Schilling99

◆ We have two options, give up or fight.

- Jon Lester99

◆ Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

- Joe Adcock99

◆ A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

- Earl Wilson99

◆ Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

- Dick Gregory99

◆ Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.

- Mickey Mantle99

◆ Ou don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.

- Mickey Mantle99

◆ I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

- Bill Veeck99

◆ The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

- Casey Stengal99

◆ I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

- Joe Garagiola99

◆ Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

- Tommy Lasorda99

◆ Im for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what cant be done.

- Bill Veeck99

◆ After Jackie Robinson the most important black in baseball history is

- Reggie Jackson99