Middle age sayings

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◆ Middle age is when you say, 'I did that twenty years ago' and twenty years doesn't cover it.

- L Vincent Majestic99

◆ Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.

- Richard Nelson Bolles99

◆ Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.

- Elliot Paul99

◆ When youre thirty youre old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.

- Brigitte Bardot99

◆ Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.

- Dan Bennett99

◆ Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

- Doris Day99

◆ Middle age snuffs out more talent than ever wars or sudden deaths do.

- Richard Hughes99

◆ Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.Middle Age

- E Joseph Cossman99

◆ Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

- William Feather99

◆ Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

- Franklin P Adams99

◆ The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

- Doris Day99

◆ Man has reached middle age if he can't repeat his follies with impunity; woman, with grace.

- 99

◆ One of the pleasures of middle age is find out that one WAS right,and that one was much righter than one knew at say 17 or 23.

- 99