Mean girl quotes

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◆ You're losing friends left and right. You're being cruel day and night. You're going around and causing fights. And you're being mean, you're being a bitch, and everyone around you is sick of it.

- Francine Chiar100

◆ This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.

- Janis99

◆ Evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

- Janis99

◆ There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it. -Janis

- Mean Girls99

◆ Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!

- Janis99

◆ I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.

- Gretchen99

◆ I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

- Cady99

◆ Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

- Cady99

◆ In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

- Cady99

◆ I know it may look like I had become a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.

- Cady99

◆ Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.

- Cady99

◆ I have enough cheese and crackers for 8 people...do you think that's enough?

- Cady99

◆ At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia...and die.

- Coach Carr99

◆ Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant. And die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK? Promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

- Coach Carr99

◆ If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannukah my parents got me this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Ohman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am such a good friend!

- Gretchen99