Mathematics quotes

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◆ Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

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◆ Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Mind = Blown!

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◆ I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

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◆ Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

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◆ And then Satan said, 'Put the alphabet in math....'

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◆ Dear math worksheet, Please don't have a back, please don't have...Awe shit, theres a back. Sincerely, fuck you I have better things to do.

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◆ Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE.

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◆ When I clear my calculator I press the button at least 10 times just to be sure.

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◆ Math: The only place where a person can buy 80 watermelons without anyone thinking they're a weirdo.

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◆ Life is a math equation. In order to gain the most, you have to know how to convert the negatives into positives.

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◆ Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.

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◆ I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use xy+(4 20) > x-5y[2+9-7] in real life.

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◆ I get annoyed when I solve a hard math problem to find out later that the answer is 0...

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◆ Math and English must of had a relationship. How else did we get Algebra then?

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◆ I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y?'

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