Marijuana proverbs

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◆ Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20.

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◆ I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.

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◆ This 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season.

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◆ Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain away.

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◆ The only thing wrong with weed is getting caught with it.

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◆ Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized.

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◆ Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

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◆ They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an entrance to the late night drive-thru window.

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◆ They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

- Bill Hicks98

◆ You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly.

- Bone Thugs N Harmony98

◆ When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to the trees.

- Bone Thugs N Harmony98

◆ Happy 420 Day.

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◆ At 4:20 p.m. on April 20 millions of pot smokers around the world will observe 420, otherwise known as Weed Day, to mark the marijuana movement.

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◆ I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it next semester... and I know why.

- Afroman98