Mardi gras sayings

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◆ Your Fat Tuesday is Charlie Sheen's Tuesday.
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◆ Happy Fat Tuesday! Or Big Boned Tuesday for my sensitive friends.
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◆ Happy Fat Tuesday everyone! Indulge while you can, for we start fasting in the next few weeks to come.
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◆ Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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◆ Turns out the rules of Fat Tuesday dont require women to expose their breasts if you pelt them with beads. Most awkward meeting ever.
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◆ Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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◆ What goes better with Fat Tuesday than marijuana? Nothing! Get the munchies and smash.
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◆ People say Fat Tuesday is like Christmas for alcoholics. That's ridiculous, everybody knows Christmas is Christmas for alcoholics.
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◆ Fat Tuesday? You guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem.
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◆ Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city.
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◆ I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.
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◆ Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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◆ I'm having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads, costumes, or people.
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