Keeping it real quotes

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◆ Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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◆ Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down?
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◆ Relationships are harder now because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online. Sex became easy, the word love gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking. Getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option and being hurt became natural.
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◆ Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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◆ Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
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◆ The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist.
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◆ No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop...
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◆ Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service...
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◆ If being a 'bitch' is what it takes to make my point clear, then I guess that's what I'll have to be.
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◆ We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
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◆ Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.
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◆ Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.
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◆ I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried my butt off with.
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◆ There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.
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◆ Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe and we'll see how far you go.
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