Jokes proverbs

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◆ Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
- Hussein Nishah98
◆ People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
- Hussein Nishah98
◆ The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.
- Ritu Ghatourey98
◆ Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
- Nikhil Saluja98
◆ Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? :D
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◆ If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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◆ A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
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◆ Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches.
- Dylan Nace98
◆ I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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◆ 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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◆ Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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◆ Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony.....the rattle snake died.
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◆ What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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◆ Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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◆ I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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