Jewish quotes

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◆ Do not be wise in words, be wise in deeds.

- Jewish Proverb100

◆ I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

- Henry Youngman99

◆ A mother understands what a child does not say.

- Jewish Proverb99

◆ What one Christian does is his own responsibility, what one Jew does is thrown back at all Jews

- Anne Frank99

◆ If you ever forget you're a Jew, a Gentile will remind you.

- Bernard Malamud99

◆ Being a Jew, one learns to believe in the reality of cruelty and one learns to recognize indifference to human suffering as a fact.

- Andrea Dworkin99

◆ Israel has created a new image of the Jew in the world - the image of a working and an intellectual people, of a people that can fight with heroism.

- Nnamdi Azikiwe99

◆ I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

- Woody Allen99

◆ Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out.

- Jewish Proverb99

◆ As he thinks in his heart, so he is.

- Jewish Proverb99

◆ Yes, I am a Jew, and when the ancestors of the Right Honorable gentleman were brutal savages in an unknown island, mine were priests in the temple of Solomon.

- Benjamin Disraeli99

◆ Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself.

- Golda Meir99

◆ The time is at hand when the wearing of a prayer shawl and skullcap will not bar a man from the White House, unless, of course, the man is Jewish.

- Jules Farber99

◆ Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!

- Golda Meir99

◆ God, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn't you choose somebody else for a change?

- Shalom Aleichem99