Animals proverbs

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◆ Happiness is a warm puppy.

- Charles M. Schulz99

◆ Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

- Marilyn Monroe99

◆ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

- Mark Twain99

◆ Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

- George Bernard Shaw99

◆ The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.

- John Muir99

◆ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

- Mahatma Gandhi99

◆ Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem.

- A.A. Milne99

◆ Man is the cruelest animal.

- Friedrich Nietzsche99

◆ I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

- Winston Churchill99

◆ The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

- George Orwell99

◆ I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

- Ellen DeGeneres99

◆ A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

- Josh Billings99

◆ If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

- Mark Twain99

◆ Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

- Mark Twain99

◆ If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.

- Ellen DeGeneres99