Animals sayings

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◆ A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
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◆ Compassion for animals is intimately connected with goodness of character; and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man.
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◆ Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
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◆ There is only one dangerous breed: HUMANS
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◆ Did you know that when a penguin finds it's mate, they stay together forever? Will you be my penguin?
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◆ I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.
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◆ I wonder if cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers.
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◆ Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!
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◆ I like birds, they can fly away when things get too crazy.
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◆ I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
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◆ At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?
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◆ I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce...'
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◆ What if birds aren't singing, they're just screaming because they're scared of heights?
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◆ I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...'
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◆ Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy.
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