Impolite quotes

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◆ I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f*ck up in the same sentence.

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◆ I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly

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◆ I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.

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◆ Are you always that stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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◆ Don't let your mind wander; it's too small to be let out on its own.

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◆ I don't think you are a fool, but that's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

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◆ I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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◆ I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

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◆ You know you're the best when people you don't know hate you.

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◆ My inner child is a mean little fucker.

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◆ Does your face hurt? 'Cause its killing me.

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◆ You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

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◆ When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.

- Louis Nizer99

◆ Journalists are accused of being lapdogs when they don't ask the hard questions, but then accused of being rude when they do. Good thing we have tough hides.

- Gwen Ifill99

◆ Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

- Bennett Cerf99