Alcohol proverbs

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◆ There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

- Chelsea Handler99

◆ We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

- David Sedaris99

◆ Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

- Frank Sinatra99

◆ Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

- G.K. Chesterton99

◆ I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

- Gerard Way99

◆ I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn't it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn't taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers' sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.

- Sylvia Plath99

◆ Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

- Warren Ellis99

◆ I automatically assume people won't like me, so I don't talk to them unless they approach me first. I can't become a part of a crowd because I can't get past that feeling that I don't belong.

- Stephanie Kuehnert99

◆ I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

- Tom Waits99

◆ One more drink and I'll be under the host.

- Mae West99

◆ Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

- Alex Levine99

◆ To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

- Matt Groening99

◆ Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy's drink.

- Jarod Kintz99