Hungover quotes

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◆ Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday.

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◆ It's only appropriate to go to church with a wine hangover, right?!

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◆ Thanks for complimenting the tan I achieved by passing out hungover on a towel.

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◆ Let's factor my hangover into today's workload.

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◆ Remember to pretend you're hungover instead of tired from being up since 4 a.m. watching the Royal Wedding.

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◆ Thanks for always holding my hair back when I vomit.

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◆ I'm pretending to be hungover tomorrow so coworkers don't find out I go to bed at 10:30 p.m.

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◆ It's safe to say I regret everything from last night.

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◆ Your ability to ace finals while lethally hungover would make you the perfect candidate for a Wall Street job if there were any.

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◆ I'll be in late because I'm hungover or have a job interview.

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◆ Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

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◆ I'm worried the horrific consequences of reckless blackout drinking portrayed in The Hangover may cause you to steer my bachelor party away from reckless blackout drinking.

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◆ May you someday be as creative at work as you are with your excuse for not coming into work tomorrow.

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◆ I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.

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◆ Let's enjoy a day that's longer than others for reasons that don't involve having a terrible hangover.

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