Humour quotes

◆ An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice between people. An effective leader must also be approachable and open.

- Christopher Chan100

◆ There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.

- Rufus Wainwright99

◆ As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.

- Dr Tony Giles99

◆ Will Hunting: Does this break the patient-doctor code? Sean Maguire: Only if you grab my ass.

- Good Will Hunting99

◆ I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and Peace everyday.

- Rufus Wainwright99

◆ There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.

- Kevin Byrne99

◆ Operator, give me the number for 911!

- Homer Simpson99

◆ You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt!

- Bernard Manning99

◆ As regards rap music, I believe that the "c" is silent.

- Dr Tony Giles99

◆ Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.

- Simon Wiesenthal99

◆ Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.

- Rufus Wainwright99

◆ This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION that load, we're only talking about one load connected: gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fucking breakfast?!"

- Bill Hicks99

◆ The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.

- Winston Churchill99

◆ Let the little fairy in you fly!

- Rufus Wainwright99

◆ The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.

- Winston Churchill99