Housework quotes

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◆ The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.

- Danielle Raine100

◆ The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't

- Penny Kome99

◆ There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

- Quentin Crisp99

◆ Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

- Erma Bombeck99

◆ Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.

- John Skow99

◆ I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

- Joan Rivers99

◆ Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

- Letty Cottin Pogrebin99

◆ If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space.

- Joyce Carol Oates99

◆ My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

- Erma Bombeck99

◆ Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

- Erma Bombeck99

◆ My mother was a wonderful, wonderful woman with a lovely voice who hated housework, hated cooking even more and loved her children. She was always arranging church activities such as a bazaar.

- Maureen Forrester99

◆ I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.

- Siobhan Fahey99

◆ Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

- Evan Esar99

◆ The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't.

- Penny Kome99

◆ I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.

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