Advice proverbs

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◆ Never miss a good chance to shut up.

- Will Rogers99

◆ Here's some advice. Stay alive.

- Suzanne Collins99

◆ We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.

- Randy Pausch99

◆ Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.

- Paulo Coelho99

◆ Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

- Amy Sedaris99

◆ A mathematical formula for happiness:Reality divided by Expectations.There were two ways to be happy:improve your reality or lower your expectations.

- Jodi Picoult99

◆ Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

- Benjamin Franklin99

◆ Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

- Robert Frost99

◆ The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ Write with the door closed, rewrite with the door open.

- Stephen King99

◆ One final paragraph of advice: do not burn yourselves out. Be as I am - a reluctant enthusiast....a part-time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic. Save the other half of yourselves and your lives for pleasure and adventure. It is not enough to fight for the land; it is even more important to enjoy it. While you can. While it's still here. So get out there and hunt and fish and mess around with your friends, ramble out yonder and explore the forests, climb the mountains, bag the peaks, run the rivers, breathe deep of that yet sweet and lucid air, sit quietly for a while and contemplate the precious stillness, the lovely, mysterious, and awesome space. Enjoy yourselves, keep your brain in your head and your head firmly attached to the body, the body active and alive, and I promise you this much; I promise you this one sweet victory over our enemies, over those desk-bound men and women with their hearts in a safe deposit box, and their eyes hypnotized by desk calculators. I promise you this; You will outlive the bastards.

- Edward Abbey99

◆ Always speak politely to an enraged dragon.

- Steven Brust99

◆ My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

- Baltasar Gracián99

◆ If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself ~ all that runs over will be yours.

- Charles Caleb Colton99