Hilarious christmas proverbs

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◆ Congratulations on having a Christmas tree that's more real than your breasts.

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◆ I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook.

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◆ Take comfort in knowing the booze I drank using the money set aside for your gift helped me get over the guilt of not getting you a gift.

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◆ I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas.

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◆ I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel sexually violated.

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◆ I'm helping the environment this holiday season by immediately recycling your Christmas card.

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