Groundhog day quotes

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◆ This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well they used to mean something in this town, they used to pull the hog out and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites! All of ya! You got a problem with what I'm saying, Larry? Untie your tongue and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? You know you want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a prediction. It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you the rest of your life. -Bill Murray

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◆ Let's take this opportunity to honor the movie, Groundhog Day, and pretend everything I said and did the last time we saw each other never happened.

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◆ There's only one day the whole long year, that I hope and pray the sun won't appear. The second of February, you all know, the groundhog goes searching for his shadow. If he should find it, the story is told, we'll have six more weeks of winter's cold. But if it's cloudy, his shadow's not there. There'll soon be warm weather and days will be fair. So please, Sun, for just this one day, find a big dark cloud and stay away!

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◆ I'm celebrating Groundhog Day by repeating the same crappy day I had yesterday.

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◆ The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

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◆ I don't have a date for Groundhog Day. I guess that means an extra six weeks of sweatpants.

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◆ Happy Groundhog Day! I pray for that little guy to bring spring.

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◆ You know America is backwards when Groundhog Day is a holiday and the Super Bowl isn't.

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◆ So, tomorrow is Groundhog Day...and I guarantee I will see my shadow...so that means 6 more weeks of drinking.

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◆ Dear Groundhog, on groundhogs day, please don't see your shadow. I'm over this winter nonsense. You've been warned.

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◆ Let's pray the groundhog sees his shadow so we'll have six more weeks to gorge like furry rodents.

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◆ Just saying. If the ground hog sees his shadows on Feb. 2, I'll make a hat and scarf out of his fur.

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◆ Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent.

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◆ See the little groundhog, furry and brown. See the little groundhog, look all around. If he sees his shadow, down he goes. There's more winter, little Groundhog knows.

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◆ I hope the groundhog sees or doesn't see his shadow, depending on which means what.

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