Grandparents day quotes

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◆ Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.

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◆ Here's to many more Grandparents Days before you go completely batshit.

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◆ I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off.

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◆ Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.

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◆ Happy Grandparents Day from someone who will probably be the end of this family's lineage.

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◆ Happy Grandparents Day to a grandfather I've heard still gets it up.

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◆ For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets.

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◆ Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA...

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◆ Happy Grandparents Day to someone who probably didn't know it was Grandparents Day.

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◆ May the slots be flowing this Grandparents Day.

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◆ This is just my way of saying thanks for raising my mom/dad-and then doing it again with me! Happy Grandparents Day.

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◆ It's great to have a day that honors grandparents. It's a wonderful chance to thank you for great times and feelings and lifelong gifts of your love.

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◆ Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet...that's why we are blessed for having you. Happy grandparents day!

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◆ Grandchildren are Gods way of compensating us for growing old. Happy Grandparents Day.

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◆ They say genes skip generations. Maybe that's why grandparents find their grandchildren so likeable. This is your day, grandma and grandpa. Enjoy!

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