Grammar proverbs

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◆ Adding 'and shit' to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit....

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◆ THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it is not rocket science.

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◆ The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

- John Green98

◆ I love you. You are the object of my affection and the object of my sentence.

- Mignon Fogarty98

◆ People who start a sentence with personally ought to be thrown to the lions. It's a repulsive habit.

- Georgette Heyer98

◆ People who cannot distinguish between good and bad language, or who regard the distinction as unimportant, are unlikely to think carefully about anything else.

- B R Myers98

◆ A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is bound to fail.

- Ben Marcus98

◆ People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.

- Benson Bruno98

◆ The rule is: dont use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

- Lynne Truss98

◆ The past is always tense, the future perfect.

- Zadie Smith98

◆ His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

- Jennifer Crusie98

◆ If you can spell 'Nietzsche' without Google, you deserve a cookie.

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◆ There are abundantly more English professors in the world than there are authors.

- Vanna Bonta98

◆ The misconceptions about grammar posted on the 'Net are at least as bad as the misconceptions about evolution, presumably because American public schools do an equally bad job of teaching both

- Raphael Carter98

◆ Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

- Matt Groening98