Grammar quotes

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◆ Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

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◆ So alarming watching a movie based on a book, and realizing I had been mispronouncing a main characters names wrong in my head.

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◆ Autocorrect ain't nothing to duck with.

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◆ Saying, 'Shut up no one likes you!' when someone corrects you.

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◆ Hey autocorrect, stop messing with my damn curse words. You mother forklift.

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◆ Grammar: The main difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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◆ Whenever someone spells something wrong, I always look to see if the two letters are close on the keyboard.

- Ronald Oliver99

◆ Rule 1 during arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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◆ The sentence completes its signification only with its last term.

- Jacques Lacan99

◆ I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...

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◆ I wish those red, squiggly spellcheck lines would show up when some people talk.

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◆ Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage & a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine good months.

- Don Kel99

◆ Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having a great time, wish you were her.'

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◆ Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar.

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◆ Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.

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