Girlfriends quotes

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◆ Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

- 100

◆ The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.

- 99

◆ I'm tired of losing my best guy friends due to psycho girlfriends.

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◆ I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?

- Mitch Hedberg99

◆ A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

- Bruce Jay Friedman99

◆ My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

- Steve Jobs99

◆ Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

- David Lee Roth99

◆ I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

- Mitch Hedberg99

◆ I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week.

- Andrea Jung99

◆ I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

- Hugh Hefner99

◆ The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.

- Shirley Knight99

◆ I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love.

- Nick Carter99

◆ Girlfriends have a come hither look. Wives have a hitherto look.

- Max Pallenberg99

◆ I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

- Orlando Bloom99

◆ If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

- Orson Welles99