Girlfriends quotes

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◆ Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.
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◆ The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.
- 99
◆ I'm tired of losing my best guy friends due to psycho girlfriends.
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◆ I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?
- Mitch Hedberg99
◆ A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
- Bruce Jay Friedman99
◆ My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
- Steve Jobs99
◆ Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
- David Lee Roth99
◆ I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
- Mitch Hedberg99
◆ I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week.
- Andrea Jung99
◆ I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.
- Hugh Hefner99
◆ The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.
- Shirley Knight99
◆ I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love.
- Nick Carter99
◆ Girlfriends have a come hither look. Wives have a hitherto look.
- Max Pallenberg99
◆ I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
- Orlando Bloom99
◆ If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
- Orson Welles99

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