Getting old quotes

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◆ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie100
◆ Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard99
◆ Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.
- Dan Bennett99
◆ A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost99
◆ Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen99
◆ The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
- Doug Larson99
◆ The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
- Madeleine L'Engle99
◆ You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.
- Harrison Ford99
◆ Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
- Golda Meir99
◆ Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
- Jim Fiebig99
◆ Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope99
◆ Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
- Sam Ewing99
◆ First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- Leo Rosenberg99
◆ All diseases run into one, old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson99
◆ Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
- Mark Twain99

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