Getting old quotes

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◆ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

- Agatha Christie100

◆ Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Tom Stoppard99

◆ Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.

- Dan Bennett99

◆ A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

- Robert Frost99

◆ Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

- Caryn Leschen99

◆ The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

- Doug Larson99

◆ The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

- Madeleine L'Engle99

◆ You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

- Harrison Ford99

◆ Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

- Golda Meir99

◆ Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

- Jim Fiebig99

◆ Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

- Bob Hope99

◆ Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

- Sam Ewing99

◆ First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.

- Leo Rosenberg99

◆ All diseases run into one, old age.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson99

◆ Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

- Mark Twain99