Funny workout quotes
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- 100◆ JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself.
- The Situation99◆ The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
- Jersey Shore99◆ I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
- Kevin Meaney99◆ I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
- 99◆ Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...
- 99◆ If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
- 99◆ Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins99◆ If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
- 99◆ When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
- 99◆ At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
- 99◆ I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
- 99◆ There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
- 99◆ Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
- 99◆ Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
- Ron Alderson99
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