Funny unemployment quotes

◆ We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
- 100
◆ Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
- Harry S Truman99
◆ The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
- Slappy White99
◆ When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
- Jesse Jackson99
◆ Now joblessness isn't just for philosophy majors.
- Kent Brockman99
◆ The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
- Karl Marx99
◆ Handled creatively, getting fired allows an executive to actually experience a sense of relief that he never wanted the job he has lost.
- Frank P Louchheim99
◆ Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
- Leslie Nielsen99
◆ If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
- Wayne Knight99
◆ I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
- Oscar Levant99
◆ Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
- 99

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