Funny unemployment quotes
- 100◆ Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
- Harry S Truman99◆ The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
- Slappy White99◆ When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
- Jesse Jackson99◆ Now joblessness isn't just for philosophy majors.
- Kent Brockman99◆ The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
- Karl Marx99◆ Handled creatively, getting fired allows an executive to actually experience a sense of relief that he never wanted the job he has lost.
- Frank P Louchheim99◆ Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
- Leslie Nielsen99◆ If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
- Wayne Knight99◆ I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
- Oscar Levant99◆ Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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