Funny marathon quotes

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◆ Run like you stole something.
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◆ Staying up all night making this sign was hard too.
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◆ Smile, you're still faster than all the people behind you.
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◆ Ice baths and cookies at the finish!
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◆ You think you're tired? My arms are holding this sign up!
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◆ If a marathon was easy, it would be called your mother.
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◆ I'm sure it seemed like a good idea 4 months ago.
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◆ Pain now...beer later.
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◆ Chafe now...brag forever.
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◆ That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying.
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◆ Your feet hurt because you are kicking so much butt!
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◆ Your legs will forgive you...eventually.
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◆ Don't stop...people are watching.
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◆ Worst. Parade. Ever.
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◆ In our minds, you're all Kenyans.
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