Funny get well quotes

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◆ Get well soon so that I find you attractive again.

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◆ I hope you recover from your mysterious ailment that only affects you during working hours.

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◆ Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

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◆ Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.

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◆ While I find your religion hateful, closed-minded and utterly ridiculous, you are still encouraged to pray for my recovery.

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◆ Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.

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◆ Congratulations on not having cancer.

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◆ Feel better so I can guiltlessly make fun of you again

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◆ Sorry about your injury and that you haven't thought of a more bad ass back-story for it.

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◆ I look forward to spending time with you once there are no remaining traces of your minor cold.

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◆ If you get horribly sick this winter, remember that I'll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery on Facebook.

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◆ Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.

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◆ Good luck recovering from watching Kevin Ware's injury.

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◆ Sorry your sick day is due to actual sickness.

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◆ Sorry you're feeling like such a pussy.

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