Funny friday quotes

◆ Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

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◆ If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.

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◆ Obama said, 'Yes we can!' but I said, 'Yes weekend!'

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◆ Weekend Advice: It's only illegal if you get caught.

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◆ Tonight I plan on having such an awesome night, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.

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◆ Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?

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◆ Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...

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◆ I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday....

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◆ It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.

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◆ It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

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◆ Thank God it's Friday, because I HATE my damn co-workers.

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◆ Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

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