Funny cold weather sayings quotes
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- 100◆ Hell freezes over.
- 99◆ Polar bears move South.
- 99◆ Only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names in the snow.
- 99◆ I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to zero tonight. The good news is that my air conditioner is working again!
- 99◆ The steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.
- 99◆ The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.
- 99◆ The snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
- 99◆ If my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.
- 99◆ Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
- 99◆ When I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!
- 99◆ It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.
- 99◆ It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.
- 99◆ It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...
- 99◆ This weather is almost colder than my heart.
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