Funny catholic quotes

◆ As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

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◆ If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

- Voltaire99

◆ In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.

- Voltaire99

◆ God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

- Voltaire99

◆ Gray hair is God's graffiti.

- Bill Cosby99

◆ Atheism is a non-prophet organization

- George Carlin99

◆ The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man.

- 99

◆ Queens has some really Catholic neighborhoods. I mean exceptionally Catholic. Even the praying mantises dont just pray. They say novenas.

- Steve Allen99

◆ How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans.

- 99

◆ God must love stupid people, he made so many.

- 99

◆ What do they call Church pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.

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