Funny anniversary quotes

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◆ Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

- Ogden Nash100

◆ Today marks the first anniversary of me remembering when your anniversary is.

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◆ After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single.

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◆ I hope we can never afford a divorce.

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◆ If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.

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◆ It's pretty cool that we've been together for however long we've been together.

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◆ Happy anniversary from someone who knows more about the inner workings of your marriage than any third party should.

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◆ If I still had a soul, you'd be its mate.

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◆ Your anniversary is a sobering reminder that the last time I got laid was at your wedding.

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◆ Happy Anniversary to a couple whose age difference is much less creepy now.

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◆ I want to grow old and disgusting with you.

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◆ I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.

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◆ Happy anniversary from someone you're probably shocked knew it was your anniversary.

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◆ Happy anniversary to a couple who almost never make me physically ill.

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◆ Let's celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me.

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