Funny 420 sayings

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◆ As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
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◆ I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
- Friday99
◆ Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!
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◆ I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!
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◆ I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins
- Half Baked99
◆ Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey
- Friday99
◆ I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty
- Scary Movie99
◆ To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.
- Bill Hicks99
◆ There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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