Funerals sayings

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◆ Your coffin reached the monstrous hole. And a part of me went down into the muddy earth with you and lay down next to you and died with you.

- Rosamund Lupton99

◆ Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

- 99

◆ Write on my gravestone: "Infidel, Traitor.", infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people.

- Wendell Phillips99

◆ Write on my gravestone: Infidel, Traitor., infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people.

- Wendell Phillips99

◆ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth99

◆ If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours

- Clarence Day99

◆ In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death

- Albert Camus99

◆ Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which makes death a hideous show

- Matthew Arnold99

◆ This is the epitaph I want on my tomb: Here lies one of the most intelligent animals who ever appeared on the face of the earth

- Benito Mussolini99

◆ They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

- Garrison Keillor99

◆ When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung

- Henry Ward Beecher99

◆ Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

- Kehlog Albran99

◆ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

- Mark Twain99

◆ If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral

- Gregory Nunn99

◆ You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra99