Friends with benefits quotes

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◆ I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add someone it'll say 'You are now friends with benefits!'

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◆ Lets play friends with benefits & see who catches feelings first.

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◆ These days commitment is out and friends with benefits is in.

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◆ What does friends with benefits even mean? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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◆ Friends with benefits = in reality is telling you to your face that you're good enough to f-ck...but not good enough to invest feelings in.

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◆ Let's be friends....with benefits, snack and cuddle sessions.

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◆ Facebook should have a relationship status saying; 'Friends with benefits' since that's all anyone is anymore.

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◆ Friends with benefits is better than a relationship full of boredom...

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◆ My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.

- Lindsay Lohan99

◆ I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

- Pink99

◆ I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

- Mitch Hedberg99

◆ I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.

- Date Attell99

◆ He was so romantic. He always made sure that his roommate was asleep before we'd do it.

- Grace99

◆ Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

- Ann Landers99

◆ What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance?

- The Big Bang Theory99