Fat tuesday quotes

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◆ Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.

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◆ Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.

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◆ Turns out the rules of Fat Tuesday dont require women to expose their breasts if you pelt them with beads. Most awkward meeting ever.

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◆ Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.

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◆ What goes better with Fat Tuesday than marijuana? Nothing! Get the munchies and smash.

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◆ People say Fat Tuesday is like Christmas for alcoholics. That's ridiculous, everybody knows Christmas is Christmas for alcoholics.

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◆ Fat Tuesday? You guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem.

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◆ Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city.

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◆ I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.

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◆ Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.

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◆ I'm having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads, costumes, or people.

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◆ May this be the year we stop seeing New Orleans as a mismanaged natural disaster and return to identifying it with half-naked, ungodly, man-made devastation.

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◆ Sorry no one wanted to see your tits at Mardi Gras.

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◆ You must be excited for the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense.

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◆ If you can't make it to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, please feel free to reveal your breasts right here.

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