Famous holiday quotes

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◆ Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

- George Carlin100

◆ I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

- Henry Youngman99

◆ At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.

- Thomas Tusser99

◆ It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered.

- Denis Norden99

◆ Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

- Ellen DeGeneres99

◆ Holidays are the best. I couldn't imagine being from a small family.

- Kim Kardashian99

◆ A 'For Sale' sign in your yard during the holidays is like a 'kick me' sign. You are telling buyers you are a distressed seller.

- Ray Brown99

◆ I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

- Berke Breathed99

◆ All holidays can be good times.

- John Clayton99

◆ Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!

- Amanda Bradley99

◆ Holidays are about experiences and people, and tuning into what you feel like doing at that moment. Enjoy not having to look at a watch.

- Evelyn Glennie99

◆ It's really easy to figure out why I love what I love, the holidays and food. I know the difference between having them and not having them.

- Sandra Lee99

◆ I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.

- Fred Rogers99

◆ If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.

- Tony Snow99

◆ A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

- John B Priestly99